In case you haven't noticed, I died and was reborn. This is the second coming. You all didn't know I was capable of coming multiple times. This is unusual, I know, but it is not your place or mine to judge. It is your place to speak to the Judge.
Everyone else? They can eat some fudge.
Friday, February 10, 2017
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
New Years Resolution.
Good afternoon, fellow Earthling. We are seated here at the very beginning. 2013 is going to be groovy, I will tell you this. But it will not be all fun and games. For there is a challenge. Its called growing up. Evolution. Moving forward, not backwards. It is time for some New Years Resolutions. This is something to take very seriously, because this is your life. You only get one, so far as I know, therefore, why not make the very best of it?
1. No Drinking alcohol for all of January.
2. Write and publish another book.
3. No more cheese danishes, and no more danish whores.
4. Learn someones name every day.
5. Blog like there is no tomorrow. Churn out more garbage for the fiends.
6. Go to work every single day, no excuses. Gotta get paid man. Gotta.
7. Try to move up at work. See if there is a place to better use my talents, which I will not be taking to South Beach.
8. Go to an Indians game with my father.
9. Start running again.
10. Go to an Ohio State football game.
11. Tell someone that they are special, and not like retarded special. Precious would be a better word.
12. Do not take anything for granted.
13. Move into my house and keep it clean at all times.
14 Get back to work on that Master's Degree.
15. Make schematics for the Birdhouse.
16. Learn a new language.
17. Recycle like never before.
18.Compost like you never seen...
19. Get the chicken coop set up.
20 Grow the raddest garden in all of the greater Greenfield Metro Area.
21. Make better stacks at work.
22. Revise the schematics to the pyramid.
23. Go to a Cleveland Cavaliers game with my pops.
24. Be courteous to individuals who need a punch in the kidney.
25. Read my mother's blog more often.
26. Eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
27. Paint a picture.
28. Lay them straight. Nine ten, a big fat hen....ok, I don't know what that means either but lets go with it.
29. Be a positive role model.
30. City counsel.
Happy New Years to all, and to all a good night.
1. No Drinking alcohol for all of January.
2. Write and publish another book.
3. No more cheese danishes, and no more danish whores.
4. Learn someones name every day.
5. Blog like there is no tomorrow. Churn out more garbage for the fiends.
6. Go to work every single day, no excuses. Gotta get paid man. Gotta.
7. Try to move up at work. See if there is a place to better use my talents, which I will not be taking to South Beach.
8. Go to an Indians game with my father.
9. Start running again.
10. Go to an Ohio State football game.
11. Tell someone that they are special, and not like retarded special. Precious would be a better word.
12. Do not take anything for granted.
13. Move into my house and keep it clean at all times.
14 Get back to work on that Master's Degree.
15. Make schematics for the Birdhouse.
16. Learn a new language.
17. Recycle like never before.
18.Compost like you never seen...
19. Get the chicken coop set up.
20 Grow the raddest garden in all of the greater Greenfield Metro Area.
21. Make better stacks at work.
22. Revise the schematics to the pyramid.
23. Go to a Cleveland Cavaliers game with my pops.
24. Be courteous to individuals who need a punch in the kidney.
25. Read my mother's blog more often.
26. Eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
27. Paint a picture.
28. Lay them straight. Nine ten, a big fat hen....ok, I don't know what that means either but lets go with it.
29. Be a positive role model.
30. City counsel.
Happy New Years to all, and to all a good night.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Where to begin
I would like to shout out to God. If it wasn't for the eternal, omnipotent, omniscient, effervescent, pepsodent, resident president of the heavens, we wouldn't be here and you would swimming in a sea of literally nothingness....
So unique are we...each like snowflakes....
and so integral to the fabric of the cosmos....
http://felson2012.blogspot.com/
and we can give thanks to the almighty one. we are but vessels. we are but ape descendents mixed with alien dna. we are spirits living in a material world. and we have fixed free will.
love your mother, love your brother, love your sister father dog cat neighbor......one love is all there is.....
and you don't know why things are the way they are.....just let go of this world....let go of all of your attachments.....just let go....
So unique are we...each like snowflakes....
and so integral to the fabric of the cosmos....
http://felson2012.blogspot.com/
and we can give thanks to the almighty one. we are but vessels. we are but ape descendents mixed with alien dna. we are spirits living in a material world. and we have fixed free will.
love your mother, love your brother, love your sister father dog cat neighbor......one love is all there is.....
and you don't know why things are the way they are.....just let go of this world....let go of all of your attachments.....just let go....
Friday, November 23, 2012
New Blog Black Friday Extravaganza
I just wanted to thank everyone who helped me put Obama in office. If it weren't for simple minded robots like you we wouldn't have this oppressive two party system we enjoy today. And I want you to know that I am still accepting funds for the campaign in Heaven. Which is where I will be running my next Hell-ection, provided the end is coming this year, which....you just never know. Most likely I will be here on Earth December 22, 2012. I believe in Jesus and love God, so I know I will go to Heaven someday. At least that is what all the elders who lie told me. So forgive me if I don't have all the answers, it is just difficult to know who or what to trust this day and age.
I do love you all, followers, and I will be continuing my plans as usual. The pyrimids must be built. There are endless supplies of materials that would benefit mankind in outer space, and the Felsitchelids (or Felson Mitchell Pyramids) are the best direction to go as we venture into the 22nd century and beyond.
Super light and super strong materials are being developed right now in laboratories around the world. Making them cheaply is the next step...Aggregated Diamond Nanorods are currently the strongest candidate for material, it is the strongest substance known to man. We can manufacture buckminsterfullerene, and we can manufacture actual diamonds. Lets start thinking about how to use this practically as a framework, literally, a structure that supports wind generators and solar collectors...
Once we can harness the infinite energy (E*) that is at our disposal, we need to begin harnessing the inifinite material wealth that exists in outer space. The metals and ice cubes that are chilling out in the asteroid belt will be useful to our species for generations, perhaps the next millenia will see us erasing the asteroid belt by taking these objects and transforming them into superstructures.
I will be on here every now and then. I am writing books, and making schematics, so I am busy in my head a lot. Things will get done in due time. God works through us, and guides us to the evolutionary G-spot.
Deus-es. Felson Mitchell.
I do love you all, followers, and I will be continuing my plans as usual. The pyrimids must be built. There are endless supplies of materials that would benefit mankind in outer space, and the Felsitchelids (or Felson Mitchell Pyramids) are the best direction to go as we venture into the 22nd century and beyond.
Super light and super strong materials are being developed right now in laboratories around the world. Making them cheaply is the next step...Aggregated Diamond Nanorods are currently the strongest candidate for material, it is the strongest substance known to man. We can manufacture buckminsterfullerene, and we can manufacture actual diamonds. Lets start thinking about how to use this practically as a framework, literally, a structure that supports wind generators and solar collectors...
Once we can harness the infinite energy (E*) that is at our disposal, we need to begin harnessing the inifinite material wealth that exists in outer space. The metals and ice cubes that are chilling out in the asteroid belt will be useful to our species for generations, perhaps the next millenia will see us erasing the asteroid belt by taking these objects and transforming them into superstructures.
I will be on here every now and then. I am writing books, and making schematics, so I am busy in my head a lot. Things will get done in due time. God works through us, and guides us to the evolutionary G-spot.
Deus-es. Felson Mitchell.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Voting for....Obama?
Of course. I am voting for Obama. One simple reason, even a vote for me isn't going to help one bit. Lets be honest, the world would rather have me here making blogs and shit than in the oval office getting blown by interns.
So rather than waste a vote on me, why not caste a vote to keep Kitten Mittens out of office?
So rather than waste a vote on me, why not caste a vote to keep Kitten Mittens out of office?
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Election PUSH.
Greetings, my fellow American citizens.
I am well aware that it has been "a minute" since I have posted an update on here. That is because I knew you didn't need bugged with 10 months of political jargon advertisements from me like you were subjected to by my rival candidates, Kitten Mittens and Brock Obama. During the "down" time, we have been formulating OUR plan to return America to a global stature of dominance, a status which has recently been nullified.
We will employ every reasonable petroleum and natural gas liberation, thereby creating more energy production jobs, which will feed the ultimate goal of developing massive amounts of solar collectors, hydroelectric generators, wind generators, and green and environmentally safe agriculture methods. We will increase our agricultural production, while moving to a hydrogen electric based motorization of America.
We will take a global position of dominance with our military, and not drop funding one cent to the DoD. We will however immediately bring all of the troops home, with a dramatically decreased military presence in hostile regions. We will fortify our own western hemisphere dominance, and turn most military focus to developing a sophisticated "space" army, with a goal of making a push towards colonization of Mars, and mining asteroids and comets.
These are just a few of my plans. I will keep you posted on further developments, and reveal more of my comprehensive plan to generate 10 million jobs in less than 8 years, enough time to erase our debt with China, and resume an upward path of economic growth and stability.
Thank you and good evening.
I am well aware that it has been "a minute" since I have posted an update on here. That is because I knew you didn't need bugged with 10 months of political jargon advertisements from me like you were subjected to by my rival candidates, Kitten Mittens and Brock Obama. During the "down" time, we have been formulating OUR plan to return America to a global stature of dominance, a status which has recently been nullified.
We will employ every reasonable petroleum and natural gas liberation, thereby creating more energy production jobs, which will feed the ultimate goal of developing massive amounts of solar collectors, hydroelectric generators, wind generators, and green and environmentally safe agriculture methods. We will increase our agricultural production, while moving to a hydrogen electric based motorization of America.
We will take a global position of dominance with our military, and not drop funding one cent to the DoD. We will however immediately bring all of the troops home, with a dramatically decreased military presence in hostile regions. We will fortify our own western hemisphere dominance, and turn most military focus to developing a sophisticated "space" army, with a goal of making a push towards colonization of Mars, and mining asteroids and comets.
These are just a few of my plans. I will keep you posted on further developments, and reveal more of my comprehensive plan to generate 10 million jobs in less than 8 years, enough time to erase our debt with China, and resume an upward path of economic growth and stability.
Thank you and good evening.
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