Ohio is my home state. So naturally I have a legitimate chance of winning the primary here. And you know what they say, as Ohio goes, so goes the NATION. Well, in the spirit of the times, I have elected to extend a personal invitation to Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Newt Gingerich. I will not debate Ron Paul because I have no chance in beating him, unless the topic comes to race relations, at which point I would roundly obliterate him.
So far, I have not heard back from any of these candidates. Could it be that they are afraid? That I might make a better President? Because I would. And I stand the best chance of beating Obama.
Why not make the decision to secure our future by voting for me?
I am the only candidate that isn't in this thing for personal gain. I don't value material things, and have shunned those who throw money around from the start. I am also the only candidate that can see into the future. That is, I am looking at tomorrow, and realizing that this country is ours to give to the generations to come. And I don't want them living in a shitty place like this, and I do not want them to ask us why we gave them such a piece of shit to have to fix themselves.
I will implement policies that will be future centric. I am not thinking about you, in a sense. I am thinking about your children. And not like Jerry Sandusky.
Join me on election day, and make your voice heard, and your vote count!
FM
