Good afternoon, fellow Earthling. We are seated here at the very beginning. 2013 is going to be groovy, I will tell you this. But it will not be all fun and games. For there is a challenge. Its called growing up. Evolution. Moving forward, not backwards. It is time for some New Years Resolutions. This is something to take very seriously, because this is your life. You only get one, so far as I know, therefore, why not make the very best of it?
1. No Drinking alcohol for all of January.
2. Write and publish another book.
3. No more cheese danishes, and no more danish whores.
4. Learn someones name every day.
5. Blog like there is no tomorrow. Churn out more garbage for the fiends.
6. Go to work every single day, no excuses. Gotta get paid man. Gotta.
7. Try to move up at work. See if there is a place to better use my talents, which I will not be taking to South Beach.
8. Go to an Indians game with my father.
9. Start running again.
10. Go to an Ohio State football game.
11. Tell someone that they are special, and not like retarded special. Precious would be a better word.
12. Do not take anything for granted.
13. Move into my house and keep it clean at all times.
14 Get back to work on that Master's Degree.
15. Make schematics for the Birdhouse.
16. Learn a new language.
17. Recycle like never before.
18.Compost like you never seen...
19. Get the chicken coop set up.
20 Grow the raddest garden in all of the greater Greenfield Metro Area.
21. Make better stacks at work.
22. Revise the schematics to the pyramid.
23. Go to a Cleveland Cavaliers game with my pops.
24. Be courteous to individuals who need a punch in the kidney.
25. Read my mother's blog more often.
26. Eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
27. Paint a picture.
28. Lay them straight. Nine ten, a big fat hen....ok, I don't know what that means either but lets go with it.
29. Be a positive role model.
30. City counsel.
Happy New Years to all, and to all a good night.
