Monday, January 23, 2012

Here is the goal. Save the Country

Where is America?  You might say the USA is right there where it always is.  You can't possibly think I literally did not know where America was on a map.  I was wondering where we are in the world today?  Are we as cool as we thought we were back in the 00's?  Or are we regressing to a level of retardation not seen since the Reagan administration.

America just doesn't shine brighter than the other countries anymore.  We lost our swag.  That is why I am here.  I am here to bring back the swag to Capitol Hill.  I am about to be the ref in the referendum business.  I am going to turn bills into laws.  We are going to right this ship.  We are going to right this ship or I will die in the process, carcass rotting in the caucus.

We want to embrace our roll as not the "man" anymore.  That means we don't need to police the whole fucking planet.  I know that war and destruction over there means jobs and security here, but isn't that kind of a dick move on our part?  Let's stop being the dicks of the free world.

Vote for me on election day.  Make your voices heard.  Post my name all over your Twitter.  Post my name on your twitter until it comes up on your Facebook.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

In support of Internet Freedom

By now most of you know my intentions to run for President. 

None of this would have been possible without the freedom we enjoy on the Internet.

And I am sure most of you have heard about SOPA and PIPI.  These are further indicators that the government is getting too big and that censorship is a real threat that needs to be addressed.  For what if Jesus was not able to stand on his soap box and preach?  What if  Martin Luther King was unable to talk about things as taboo for the time as equality between races?

I am not saying that I am in any way as important as these two influencial persons of our history.  I am saying though that freedom of expression is one of our inalienable rights as human beings. 

The goverment seeks to control us, to keep us docile and manageable through censorship and through control of the media in general.  Do no let the man keep us down.

As President, I will speak for the poor, the sick, the outcast of society.  I will stand up for our rights, such as life, liberty (freedom of speech), and the pursuit of happiness. 

Please sign your petitions on FB.  Make your voice heard.  And on election day, make your collective voice ring from sea to shining sea.  Let FREEDOM RING!  Vote for Felson Mitchell.

The common man's President.

(This message is provided by an uncoordinated superpac)

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

In response to the EIB network

Rush Limbaugh has got me absolutely beside myself upset.

He says that liberals are trying to cheat by counting Micky Mouse votes.  What about Felson Mitchell votes?  Secondly, liberals aren't any more cheaters than republicans.  Do you remember the "hanging Chad" debacle?  How about all of the out of state votes in Ohio that never got counted.

The fact of the matter is RUSH, that the game is RIGGED.  And you know it is, and you are a liar if you say that it isn't.

Furthermore, you also said that there is no market for green energy.  Please explain to me why unsustainable and risky petroleum and natural gas mining is so en vogue?  Yes our President isn't getting the green jobs out there he promised, because the Money and The POWER comes from the greedy cheaters behind the scenes. 

When this planet is devoid of fossil fuel, what then?  How are we going to get anything going if we don't have an energy source?  What about the future of our planet?  Why is everyone so selfish?  Living in the now people does not mean live at the expense of our environment.

It is time to put someone into office that has the 99 percent in mind.  I promise you this, all of the candidates, other than me, are part of the one percent.  I am the 99 percent.

Please help me make some noise.  We've got a ticket to ride! We've got a ticket to riiiiiii-de.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Yes. We CAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqw4DRYfiN4

Presidential Address

Thank you, all of you who wish for me to be the next President of the United States.  It is a good time to be an American.  Do you remember the Great Depression?  That was a very real event in our history.  What happened after the Great Depression?  America finds a way to fuel another war.  Its good for the economy.

We all know that a President must have a good war to bring to the people if he wants elected, so that is why I come to you tonight.

I am going to go ahead and say it.  I am the President that will go to war against poverty.

It is generally accepted in my camp that what is good for the whole is good for the individual.

The occupiers on Wall Street need to come to this site.  What is needed is a good house cleaning.

And it starts with the end of the Federal Reserve.  America will have a new form of currency, the Liberto.  It will have my face on it of course. 

Until we meet again, think about how we can make a change.  Together.  Thank you.

Felson Mitchell

Sunday, January 15, 2012

One day, one Hundred visits.

This is by far the best day I have ever had, numbers wise, in this blogosphere.

Thank you for being part of the movement.

By bringing the Executive Branch to Ohio, we decentralize our government in more ways than one.

The site is going to be focusing on the Brand New Deal, which is my plan to get our economy back on track.

Basically, we adhere to everything that Libertarians do, but take a green liberal neo con approach to Keynesian Economics.

Send those checks.  God Bless you.  FM

Great Plans to Stimulate the Economy

My first action as President will be to bring every single last soldier and sailor back from overseas.
They will be given new orders and training and will be part of my Brand New Deal, which will be a comprehensive series of programs to reinvigorate the economy and bring real jobs back to the States.

The Brand New Deal will be, first and foremost, a four year program building pyramids all over the countryside.  The pyramids will be meteor resistant, and will be fitted with green technologies which will provide free energy to the entire country, as well as enough to be sold to the Chinese and other developing nations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGGez0CObXs



We will move the Executive operations to Greenfield, Ohio.  A new mansion shall be built, The Birdhouse, and it will be on the top of the tallest hill adjacent to Lyndon, Ohio.  Schematics pending.

Washington will run as usual the Judicial and Legislative operations.  The White House will turn into a historical monument/theme park/recording studio.

Please feel free to send any donation, edible or monetary, to Justicrat Party Headquarters, 2147 Westfall Road, Frankfort Ohio, 45628.

Thank you and please frequent the site and click on the ads as often as your free time permits.  This will help our cause, believe it or not.  God Bless, Felson Mitchell (The God Candidate)

Announcement

Good afternoon.  I would like to take this opportunity to announce my presidential intentions for 2012.

A few problems, one, I am only 30, so we will have to bend the Constitutional age limit imposed on the presidency for just this once. And possibly twice, should I be re elected.

Two, I will be running as a Justicrat, which is a relatively new and unknown to many political party.

As President, I can guarantee that I will not be bought by big corporations, I will not have any hidden agendas, and I will be outlining exactly what you can expect from me as President on this blog site in the months leading up to the election.

Thank you, and God bless.