Of course. I am voting for Obama. One simple reason, even a vote for me isn't going to help one bit. Lets be honest, the world would rather have me here making blogs and shit than in the oval office getting blown by interns.
So rather than waste a vote on me, why not caste a vote to keep Kitten Mittens out of office?
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Election PUSH.
Greetings, my fellow American citizens.
I am well aware that it has been "a minute" since I have posted an update on here. That is because I knew you didn't need bugged with 10 months of political jargon advertisements from me like you were subjected to by my rival candidates, Kitten Mittens and Brock Obama. During the "down" time, we have been formulating OUR plan to return America to a global stature of dominance, a status which has recently been nullified.
We will employ every reasonable petroleum and natural gas liberation, thereby creating more energy production jobs, which will feed the ultimate goal of developing massive amounts of solar collectors, hydroelectric generators, wind generators, and green and environmentally safe agriculture methods. We will increase our agricultural production, while moving to a hydrogen electric based motorization of America.
We will take a global position of dominance with our military, and not drop funding one cent to the DoD. We will however immediately bring all of the troops home, with a dramatically decreased military presence in hostile regions. We will fortify our own western hemisphere dominance, and turn most military focus to developing a sophisticated "space" army, with a goal of making a push towards colonization of Mars, and mining asteroids and comets.
These are just a few of my plans. I will keep you posted on further developments, and reveal more of my comprehensive plan to generate 10 million jobs in less than 8 years, enough time to erase our debt with China, and resume an upward path of economic growth and stability.
Thank you and good evening.
I am well aware that it has been "a minute" since I have posted an update on here. That is because I knew you didn't need bugged with 10 months of political jargon advertisements from me like you were subjected to by my rival candidates, Kitten Mittens and Brock Obama. During the "down" time, we have been formulating OUR plan to return America to a global stature of dominance, a status which has recently been nullified.
We will employ every reasonable petroleum and natural gas liberation, thereby creating more energy production jobs, which will feed the ultimate goal of developing massive amounts of solar collectors, hydroelectric generators, wind generators, and green and environmentally safe agriculture methods. We will increase our agricultural production, while moving to a hydrogen electric based motorization of America.
We will take a global position of dominance with our military, and not drop funding one cent to the DoD. We will however immediately bring all of the troops home, with a dramatically decreased military presence in hostile regions. We will fortify our own western hemisphere dominance, and turn most military focus to developing a sophisticated "space" army, with a goal of making a push towards colonization of Mars, and mining asteroids and comets.
These are just a few of my plans. I will keep you posted on further developments, and reveal more of my comprehensive plan to generate 10 million jobs in less than 8 years, enough time to erase our debt with China, and resume an upward path of economic growth and stability.
Thank you and good evening.
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