Where is America? You might say the USA is right there where it always is. You can't possibly think I literally did not know where America was on a map. I was wondering where we are in the world today? Are we as cool as we thought we were back in the 00's? Or are we regressing to a level of retardation not seen since the Reagan administration.
America just doesn't shine brighter than the other countries anymore. We lost our swag. That is why I am here. I am here to bring back the swag to Capitol Hill. I am about to be the ref in the referendum business. I am going to turn bills into laws. We are going to right this ship. We are going to right this ship or I will die in the process, carcass rotting in the caucus.
We want to embrace our roll as not the "man" anymore. That means we don't need to police the whole fucking planet. I know that war and destruction over there means jobs and security here, but isn't that kind of a dick move on our part? Let's stop being the dicks of the free world.
Vote for me on election day. Make your voices heard. Post my name all over your Twitter. Post my name on your twitter until it comes up on your Facebook.
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