Yes it is going to be one difficult test to become President of the United States. Espectially when you can't provide adequate birth records, like Obama. I am not saying that he is a Muslim. I am not retarded. But I am saying that I don't have a birth certificate. I was born in an ashram and I never got around to getting one.
Now, my background is impeccable. Yes I did run with the Bloods, Piru, gangstas, outlaws. You can check out my resume. Just click here:
http://www.felsonmitchell2012.blogspot.com/2010/09/shout-out-to-molly-m-those-muffins.html
You could say I have done a little of everything. Which is why I am such a successful self help guru. It is also why I would make such a great president. Because not unlike all of the other candidates, I have been afforded every luxury and educational opportunity because of my family's incredible wealth.
Knowing that I would not have any idea what the common person was like, I chose to run cough syrup to Compton to get down with the streets.
And, knowing that my almost uncanny ability to understand complex issues and razor sharp memory coupled with a preternatural ability to reason while under the toughest scrutiny imagineable would make me someday the ideal candidate, I had to keep moving from job to job to job.
When the times get tough, Felson Mitchell gets the baseball bat out and starts taking heads off.
Get out there and vote for me, Nevada!
(again, this is brought to you by uncordinated superpacs)
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