Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Good Evening Michigan.

If you haven't already gone out and voted for Felson Mitchell at your local primary, then do so immediately.

I think we have Romney and Santorum shaking in their boots.  This is not becoming of a President, a man who gets scared.  One must fearlessly grab control of the reigns, everyone who is in opposition be damned.

And then when need to revert back to a simpler time.  Where quality is better than quantity.  I envision an America who comes together and says let the rest of the world blow themselves up, if they mess with us, then we give them a little taste of sweet nuclear US mother loving Aannihilation.

While the rest of the world is fucking beating the shit out of each other, we unite as we did in the twenties and in the fourties when the first two world wars took place, but this time, we sit at home, and build huge motherfucking transparent pyramids, hemmed together with long beams of aggregated diamond nanorods.  It would be a long and expensive project, but we can print money out of thin air, so this should not provide enough resistance to keep us from manifest destiny.  Like I said, we're the motherfucking USA, we do what we want.

So if you believe it is time for some SERIOUS change, please vote for me.  Or send me cash so I can start persuading the behind the scenes players to make better decisions.  I take all forms of payment, even grilled turkey and cheese sammitches.

God Bless you.

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